Classification of words

Classification of words :-

Lower class - Biskut
Middle class - Biskit
Upper class - Cookies

Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Kerchief

Lower class - tamaatar
Middle class - Ta'may'to
Upper class - Toh'mah'toh

Lower class - Sauce
Middle class - Ketchup
Upper Class - Toh'mah'toh Condiment

Lower class - Lifafa
Middle class - En've'lope
Upper class - On'vo'lup

Lower class - Nimbu Paani/Shikanji
Middle class - Lemonade
Upper class - Virgin Mojito

Lower class - "Paint"
Middle class - Jeans
Upper class - Denims

Lower class - Chasma
Middle class - Goggles
Upper class - Shades

Lower class - chaddi
Middle class - lingery
Upper class - lawn-juh-Ray

Upper class : May I have two lattes please. Regular.
Middle class : Can I have two cups of tea.

Lower class : Abbé pintu, do chai leke aa

मझेदार चुटकुला

एक ऐसा चुटकुला जो आपको कम से कम 5 मिनट हंसाएगा। ज़रूर पढ़िए...
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दो जिगरी दोस्त

1k पास एक BMW कार होती है और दूसरे के पास TATA NANO.

एक बार रात को नैनो वाला दोस्त BMW वाले दोस्त को फ़ोन करता है और कहता है कि यार मेरी गाड़ी का पेट्रोल खत्म हो गया है.

तू आ जा और मेरी कार को अपनी कार से बाँध करके पेट्रोल पंप तक मुझे पहुँचा दे. ........

BMW वाला दोस्त आता है और NANO कार को बाँध कर  कहता है "अगर तुझे लगे मैं तेज़ चल रहा हूँ तो पीछे से डिपर दे देना, ताकि में धीमे हो जाऊँ ....."

चलते-चलते थोड़ी देर बाद BMW की साइड से तेज रफ़्तार में Audi निकलती है,



तो BMW वाला चिढ़ जाता है व भूल जाता है कि वो NANO को बाँध कर चल रहा है .......

बस फिर क्या था,

BMW और Audi दोनों में जबर्दस्त रेस लग जाती है.

स्पीड २००+ चली जाती है और दोनों पुलिस बेरिकेट्स तोड़ कर निकल जाते हैं........

तो पुलिस का सिपाही अपने ऑफ़िसर को फ़ोन करता है और घटना की जानकारी देता है.

तो ऑफिसर पूछता है- गाड़ी कौन कौन सी है?

सिपाही कहता है- "सर, गाड़ियाँ तो दो रेस कर रही हैं,

BMW और Audi,

पर वो छोड़ो सर,
हैरान तो मैं इस बात से हूँ कि रेस BMW और Audi की हो रही है,

पर एक नैनो वाला पीछे से दोनों को ओवर टेकिंग के लिए डिपर पे डिपर मारे जा रहा है.......!!!!!"
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very funny pics.. .amazing ideas..

Doctor v/s Engineer

A engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop...
He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....!
The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running."

 classic!

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The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ???

 Not only classic but Epic 

This is why Gujarati's are adorable.

For rest of the world V/S For Gujarati's

Zero: Jheero
Tuition: toosan
Towel: Tooval
Station: Tason
Main: Man
Office: Hoffis
Program: Pogram
Risk: Riks
Special: Pecial
Friends: Friendo
Four: Phor
Fast: Phaas.. and in some cases Phaasam Phas!
Driver: Diver
Batsman: Best Man
Bicep: Bishep
Alarm: Alaraam
Shoes: Shooj

Very funny story... Just amazing

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her.. prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said,
"I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting

Seven complicated Facts about Women

1 ~ They believe in Saving.

2 ~ Still they go out & buy Expensive Clothes.

3 ~ Always buy Expensive Clothes but never have anything to wear.

4 ~ Never have anything to wear, but always Dressed beautifully.

5 ~ Always Dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.

6 ~ Never satisfied, but still expect Men to compliment them.

7 ~ Expect Men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

Extremely Complicated !!

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May I know the time please?!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.
Young Man:
Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you
will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you
were just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.
This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made
it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter
has and I will then
have to introduce my young and
pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. 
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and
tell
me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
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